So you have a Pinewood derby coming up?
What you have no tools, no time, no help and no place to build a racer?
Well XXXXXXX to the rescue! I am an artist who loves to build fast pinewood cars with tried and true speed methods. I can deliver an ultra fast beautiful car that will be a treasure.
For SIXTY DOLLARS (!!!) you can buy your privileged little snowflake the derby car that will beat all others…because, you know, you just don’t have the TIME to spend with your kids as you work your way up the corporate ladder.
Who doesn’t have the time, the help or the place to build these things? You could carve the soft pine block with a steak knife if you wanted. I started this site to give parents an outlet for their own creativity (and allow the kids to channel their own in the process). It’s things like this that make me want to scream.